Ten Best Funny Christmas Sweaters For Christmas 2017

Let’s face it, ugly sweaters are the perfect way to spruce up a holiday party. Nowadays, ugly sweater themes are the go-to option for office parties, holiday get-togethers, school events, and even pub-crawls. However, that mildew-stained Christmas tree vest from Salvation Army may not be the best choice when it comes to impressing your boss or scoring your crush’s number. The good news is, there are plenty of newly manufactured ugly sweaters to boost your party morale and embarrass your genteel relatives. Many of which even include pop culture references and sinister wordplay for a tantalizing take on a holiday tradition.

To help you get a head start on this year’s holiday party attire, we’ve compiled an all-encompassing list of the most hilarious, eye-catching holiday sweaters. Amongst the favorites, you will find cozy, colorful garments for both children and adults. From classic ugly sweaters to snarky wordplay and super-imposed images of cats, pizza, and dinosaurs, the following ugly sweaters range from silly to outright zany.

 

Best Funny Christmas Sweaters Table And Reviews

 

ProductImageFeaturesPriceStar Review Rating
Arvilhill Men Christmas Funny Ugly Sweaters Pullover Sweatershirts100% tightly woven acrylic yarn

Traditional ribbed crew neck

Size From M to to 2XL
$$4.4 out of 5 Stars
Tipsy Elves' Happy Birthday Jesus Sweater GreenSizes from extra-small to XX-large

100% acrylic yarn
$$$4.5 out of 5 Stars
Jolly As Fuck Trendy Cool Fashion Funny Rude Nasty Christmas SweatshirtHigh-quality, eco-friendly inks

50/50 cotton polyester fleece material

Small to XXXXX-large
$4.9 out of 5 Stars
RAISEVERN Unisex Funny Print Kittens Christmas SweaterKittens in Christmas hats riding pizza. It's real, it's damn real.

Small to XX Large
$4.6 out of 5 Stars
TeeStars - Space Geeky Ugly Christmas Sweater Invaders Funny Xmas Sweatshirt50% cotton/50% polyester

Variety of colors

Traditional stitching patterns with old-school pixelated video game graphics
$4.0 out of 5 Stars
Biggie Claus Xmas Sweater50/50 cotton polyester blend

Biggie-inspired faux sweater

Ribbed crew collar, seamless set-in sleeves
$5.0 out of 5 Stars
Lekeez Unisex Christmas Xmas Jumper Ugly Retro SweaterExtra-small through XXXX-large

Ribbed crew neckline and an extra-wide ribbed waistline and cuffs
$$5.0 out of 5 Stars
Lekeez Men's Christmas Xmas Unisex Jumpers Small Naughty SantaX Small to 4X Large

Crew neck and long sleeves

Machine washable
$$5.0 out of 5 Stars
TeeStars - Kung Fu Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater Funny Kids Sweatshirt50/50 cotton, polyester fleece material

Color options include black, sky blue, and dark grey
$4.5 out of 5 Stars
Sci-Fi Christmas Sweater Cool Funny Death Star80/20 cotton polyester blended fabric

Adult size small to XX-large
$$$4.5 out of 5 Stars

 

Arvilhill Men Christmas Funny Ugly Sweaters Pullover Sweatershirts

Looking for a Christmas sweater with a little attitude? Look no further than the Avrillhill men’s pullover ugly sweater. Featuring a flattering color palette of black, brown, red, and white and made from 100% tightly woven acrylic yarn, this sweater fits snug and blends well into any winter wardrobe. Moreover, it features a hilarious, eye-catching scene in which an apathetic reindeer seems to have switched roles with a Santa-impersonating, antler-wearing dog. Showing little interest and baiting the dog with a bone on a stick, the reindeer commandeers Santa’s sleigh as snowflakes float gently from above.

The Avrilhill sweater comes in U.S. men’s sizes from medium to XXL. It features a traditional ribbed crew neck with a standard ribbed bottom and tailored cuffs for the perfect casual holiday look. The garment is machine washable and built to last. Moreover, the pullover will not fade, bleed, nor shrink, as it is made with quality double panels and reinforced seams. These soft, snug seasonal sweaters are prime Christmas party attire and make the perfect gag gift for a special man in your life.

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Tipsy Elves’ Happy Birthday Jesus Sweater Green

The Tipsy Elves have outdone themselves with this hilarious seasonal sweater featuring a caricature of the honorary Christmas-time birthday boy, Jesus, donning a polka-dot party hat and white shirt that reads, “Birthday Boy,” as he clenches a red balloon while a scarf-wearing turtle dove hovers above him. The Christmas tree green sweater is made of 100% acrylic yarn and features a ribbed waistline, fitted crew collar, and ribbed cuffs for a sophisticated, sporty look perfect for holiday get-togethers. From size extra-small to XX-large, you’ll have no problem finding the perfect fit when purchasing this provocative knitwear for your upcoming holiday party.

If you’re looking to make waves at your upcoming ugly sweater party or a holiday pub crawl, this sweater is sure to get you noticed. On top of that, it is ultra comfortable and well-made as far as novelty sweaters go. Give it as a gift or indulge your holiday spirit with this rib-tickling satirical top.

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Jolly As Fuck Trendy Cool Fashion Funny Rude Nasty Christmas Sweatshirt

While technically a sweatshirt, Brisco Brand’s “Jolly as Fuck” pullover is as hilarious as Christmas attire gets. The sweatshirt comes in black, red, grey, white, or green. It features the screen-printed words, “Jolly as Fuck” centered between two cartoon Christmas trees. Don’t let anyone second-guess your Christmas spirit with this telling graphic sweatshirt.

Brico’s products are manufactured in North Carolina and feature high-quality, eco-friendly inks and super plush air jet yarn. The sweaters comes in sizes small to XXXXX-large and are made with a 50/50 cotton polyester fleece material. For those looking to make a fashion statement while maintaining their comfort, Brisco ugly Holiday sweatshirts are the ultimate party apparel.

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RAISEVERN Unisex Funny Print Kittens Christmas Sweater

Nothing says Christmas like fuzzy kittens wearing Santa hats and bow ties floating through the multiverse on slices of cheese pizza, right? Raisevern’s unisex pullover “ugly sweater” sweatshirts feature a striking line-up of holiday designs. Using advanced digital printing technology;, the company creates attention-grabbing printed garments featuring full-color graphic design masterpieces. From photograph collages of Santa kitties to Christmas in outer space featuring a fire-breathing tyrannosaurus-rex, Raisevern’s designs are worth a gander.

The sweatshirts are made from a super comfy, breathable spandex polyester blend that can be machine or hand washed. Order one and guarantee a win at your office’s ugly sweater contest or ship it to a friend.

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TeeStars – Space Geeky Ugly Christmas Sweater Invaders Funny Xmas Sweatshirt

TeeStar’s Space Invaders Ugly Sweater is the perfect Christmas pullover for the geek in your life. Not technically a sweater, this fleece sweatshirt comes in a variety of colors, including black, grey, blue, and red. It features a fun design that blends traditional stitching patterns with old-school pixelated video game graphics. Sport this classic “Space Invaders” themed sweater to your next holiday get-together and get ready for the compliments to fly.

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Biggie Claus Xmas Sweater

Impress your hip-hop loving friends with this sick Biggie-inspired faux ugly sweater. Choose between ash, classic pink, light blue, or white. The 50/50 cotton polyester blend is ultra soft and features a ribbed crew collar, seamless set-in sleeves, and spandex-lined ribbed cuffs. Featuring a screen-print of the classic line, “I love it when you call me big poppa,” from Biggie Small’s 1994 hit “Big Poppa” off his debut album, “Ready to Die.”

You’ll have fan’s riddling off lines, “Throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care,” and laughing hysterically when they notice the telling image of Santa with his finger to his lips. Surely, there is someone in your life who will appreciate this rap-inspired holiday attire. And if you don’t know, now you know!

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Lekeez Unisex Christmas Xmas Jumper Ugly Retro Sweater

Lekeez has produced a variety of stunning men and women’s ugly sweaters for this holiday season. These cable knit sweaters showcase bold holiday colors, offer a fun take on traditional designs, and feature a number of time-honored ugly sweater motifs in addition to some naughty novelty cardigans. These super comfy sweaters are easy to care for and feature plush cotton inlays.

Get silly for Thanksgiving with the light blue angry turkey sweater that reads, “Go Pluck Yourself,” or rock some Instagram lingo with the black “Christmas on Fleek” sweater. Lekeez ugly sweaters are soft, warm, and great for gift giving. Sweaters come in UK extra-small through XXXX-large. They feature a ribbed crew neckline and an extra-wide ribbed waistline and cuffs. These slouchy sweaters typically hang down, below the waist, and make for perfect, loose-fitting, casual evening attire.

Whether you’re looking for a family-friendly option or an adulterated version of a Christmas tradition, Lekeez has a sweater for every member of the family. Pair with a skirt, leggings, jeans, or cords and accessorize with a Christmas light necklace and plush reindeer antlers for the perfect holiday outfit.

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Lekeez Men’s Christmas Xmas Unisex Jumpers Small Naughty Santa

Another entry from the selection offered by Lekeez, is this funny little sweater depicting Santa and Rudolph creating icicles in a very imaginative way on a rooftop. Funny design, comfortable material and in sizes from X Small to 4X Large. As with the last Lekeez entry, this sweater comes in a bold Christmas color, is machine washable and of a regular fit. There are several designs available if this one doesn’t tick your boxes. All of the sweater designs come with a crew neck and long sleeves.

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TeeStars – Kung Fu Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater Funny Kids Sweatshirt

With TeeStar’s Children’s Christmas Sweatshirts, there is no reason to leave your favorite kiddo out of this year’s ugly sweater camaraderie. This youth-sized sweatshirt features a playful “Kung Fu Santa” holding a festive candy cane staff. Color options include black, sky blue, and dark grey. The sweatshirt has a classic crew neck along with fitted cuffs and a ribbed waistline for a neat but casual look for both boys and girls. Each garment is made from ultra-plush 50/50 cotton, polyester fleece material and weighs around 6.6-ounces.

Skip the usual itchy sweater complaints and opt for this jolly fleece pullover. Children will enjoy making a statement at holiday get-togethers or cozying up in this festive garment as visions of nun shucks float through their heads! Machine washable and shrink-free, TeeStar produces some of the highest-quality screen-printed garments for both children and adults.

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Sci-Fi Christmas Sweater Cool Funny Death Star

MPX Clothing’s Star Wars inspired holiday sweatshirt features a front-side stich patterned Death Star amidst pixelated war ships and bold-faced symbols of the Rebel Alliance. Featuring a stunning black, white, and red color palette and made from premium 80/20 cotton polyester blended fabric; this sweatshirt is the perfect way to impress that special sci-fi enthusiast in your life. Super soft, with a fleece-like inner lining, you’ll stay warm and exude ions of geeky pheromones in this festive garment.

The sweatshirt features a traditional ribbed crew neck, ribbed waist, and ribbed cuffs. It features unisex tailoring and comes in an adult size small to XX-large. It exhibits a high-quality direct-to-garment colored image worthy of a diehard Star Wars fan’s affection and utilizes environmentally friendly ink ease your environmental conscience. Just throw on your favorite Star War’s beanie and find yourself in the radar of your fellow sci-fi aficionados with this all-star Christmas ensemble.

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